"Quotes"
I will continue to update this page, it has just been moved to the old stuff page
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ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'
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TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'
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THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.'
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FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'
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FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.'
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SIX: 'You shall not murder.'
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SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.'
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EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.'
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NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.'
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TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbour's house
-The Ten Commandments-
"Liberals are like slinkies, they are totally useless, but it never fails to put a smile on your face to see one tumbling down the stairs."
-Ty Palmer-
"It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission."
-Ty Palmer-
"If only people were as humble as me, I am the most humble person I know."
-Ty Palmer-
"Indeed"
-Ty Palmer-
"Michael Moore is Fat!"
-Glenn Beck-
"Proud member of the vast right wing conspiracy."
-Ty Palmer-
"Always fair and bias."
-Ty Palmer-
"Frickin' Idiot!"
-Napoleon Dynamite-
"It's not pollution thats hurting our environment, its the impurities in our air and water that's doing it."
-Al Gore-
"Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full."
-ATC controller in Top Gun-
"Sorry, the answer is no, I am happily married."
-Glenn Beck-
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
-President Clinton-
"Only you can prevent forest Fires."
-Smokey the Bear-
"In the eternal perspective, things like _____________ just don't matter."
-The RM-
"So you couldn't possible love me if my name was something other than Earnest?"
-Jack Worthing-
"Liberals say that fuel burning SUV's are bad for America, and that flag burning SOB's aren't."
-Sean Hannity-
"LaFonda is the best thing that has ever happened to me."
-Kip Dynamite-
"Oh Mergatroid"
-Sister Osler-
"You can't kill a clown with a banana. It just doesn't work"
-Shawn Soren-
"Marbles are pretty!"
-Kristin Bodily-
"Their greed will be their downfall."
-The Captain on that one boat movie-
"Dude, where's my plane?"
-Ty Palmer-
"Trust, but verify."
-Ronald Reagan-
"Trying is the first step to failure"
-Unknown-
"CTR: Choose the right, not the left."
-Angela Fleming-
"Don't hate... Educate!"
-Mr. Lance-
"Do, or do not, there is no try."
-Yoda-
Save 100 Elk, Kill a Wolf
-Bumper Sticker-